Maria.AI

The friend who actually gets it.

She knows your body, your week, your patterns — and the random thing that happened tuesday. And she takes care of you, so you can take care of everything else.

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What is Maria

Maria is the best friend who pays attention to your life and your health, so the rest of your life gets the best of you.

“It's the blind leading the blind.”

Samantha said it in 2001. Twenty-five years later, we're still googling our symptoms at 1am, asking the group chat if this is normal, and somehow still confused about why we cried tuesday.

Maria sees tuesday coming.

And handles it before it slows you down.

How she works

Five things, that's it.

She listens. She notices what's going on. She tells you what's worth doing. She takes care of it. And she advocates for you.

01

She listens.

Like a real friend. Day or night.

Just text her, voice note her, yap — on WhatsApp or iMessage. She remembers all of it.

iMessage · 6:14 pm
me:just got home. that meeting was a lot.
oof. the one with rachel? you said monday it was already going sideways. tell me.
02

She notices what's going on.

Across your body, your week, your everything.

She connects how you're sleeping, where you are in your cycle, and what you've been telling her. When something's off, she knows why.

wednesday · 2:08 pm
me:why am i so tired today
you slept four hours, your period starts wednesday, and you haven't had real food since yesterday. it is not in your head.
03

She tells you what's actually worth doing.

Specific to you. With the price and the why.

Not generic advice. This supplement, not that one. This test, your doctor will thank you. The shampoo you've been using is making it worse. She tells you what it costs. You decide.

a recommendation
your iron has been low for a while. the kind you're taking isn't really absorbing.
there's a softer kind, solgar gentle iron, that's easier on your stomach. about $12, lasts 3 months. honestly worth the swap. want me to add it to your cart?
04

She takes care of it.

So you can focus on the rest of your life.

Tests at your door. Appointments on your calendar. A one-pager for your doctor. Maria handles the logistics — you just show up.

thursday · handled
blood test came back. you're definitely low on iron.
okay. i did two things. one, drafted a one-pager for thursday with dr. patel so you don't have to explain everything. two, an iron infusion is probably the right ask, not more pills, and i pulled what your insurance covers so you know what to push for. it's all here. xx
05

She advocates for you.

When the system gets it wrong, she doesn't let it go.

Maria knows what good care looks like. When something's been skipped or brushed off, she tells you what to ask for — and how to ask for it.

tuesday · after your appointment
me:doctor said it's just a uti, gave me antibiotics
makes sense, but this is the third one this year and the pain's been lower than usual.
that pattern warrants a pelvic ultrasound — it can rule out something structural. your doctor should have offered it. go back and ask for one specifically. i can help you phrase it.
She connects to

Your body.

  • Oura.
  • Whoop.
  • Apple Health.
  • Your cycle app.
  • Your bloodwork.

Your life.

  • Your texts with her.
  • Your voice notes.
  • Your calendar.
  • Whatever you tell her.

You trust her. She figures it out.

What she's not

Not a therapist. Not a wellness app. Not another thing telling you to drink water.

Maria is a relationship.

She doesn't try to be your doctor. She catches what matters and takes it off your plate.

Save your spot

She'll find you when it's time.

Maria is your friend. We don't sell what she hears. With your permission, we share what we learn (anonymously) with the researchers and brands building the next generation of products and care for women. Because we're building a world where you can finally flourish.